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Heinrich's boyfriends
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mildred_of_midgardA mnemonic aid to remembering which Heinrich boyfriend is which.
selenak: [Quoting Lehndorff] "In pagan times, they would have made him a god, in our time, all who know him build altars to him in their hearts."
cahn: except all of Heinrich's actual lovers Awwwwwwww!
selenak:
Marwitz: You try building altars to the King's younger brother when the King is looking over your shoulder the entire time. Go on. I dare you.
Reisewitz: Look, I swear I did adore him. Okay, so I was the first to spend lots of his money in dubious ways, but look at all the gardening I did at Rheinsberg! Also, I offed myself when the debts grew too many. Because I was sorry.
Lamberg: He dumped me for goddamn Kalckreuth. That put an end to any altars right then and there.
Kalckreuth: I could have had the King, I'm sure of it, and I picked Heinrich anyway. That was mighty generous of me. Also I was the true military genius. And I gave him an excuse to separate from Mina. What did I get? I mean, other than lots of presents and promotions through the war. I got dumped for Kaphengst! Of all the indignities.
Kaphengst: I put a portrait of him on the wall of the nice country palace he bought me. Does that count?
Mara: You don't get anywhere with this prince if you don't behave like a bastard towards him. #canon
Tauentzien: I don't know about altars, but I did get him to watch contemporary theatre, starring his brother.
Antoine de la Roche-Raymon: Heinrich was the best, and I adored him. Why Lehndorff wouldn't believe I did, I have no idea. #finalguy
selenak: [Quoting Lehndorff] "In pagan times, they would have made him a god, in our time, all who know him build altars to him in their hearts."cahn: selenak: Marwitz: You try building altars to the King's younger brother when the King is looking over your shoulder the entire time. Go on. I dare you.
Reisewitz: Look, I swear I did adore him. Okay, so I was the first to spend lots of his money in dubious ways, but look at all the gardening I did at Rheinsberg! Also, I offed myself when the debts grew too many. Because I was sorry.
Lamberg: He dumped me for goddamn Kalckreuth. That put an end to any altars right then and there.
Kalckreuth: I could have had the King, I'm sure of it, and I picked Heinrich anyway. That was mighty generous of me. Also I was the true military genius. And I gave him an excuse to separate from Mina. What did I get? I mean, other than lots of presents and promotions through the war. I got dumped for Kaphengst! Of all the indignities.
Kaphengst: I put a portrait of him on the wall of the nice country palace he bought me. Does that count?
Mara: You don't get anywhere with this prince if you don't behave like a bastard towards him. #canon
Tauentzien: I don't know about altars, but I did get him to watch contemporary theatre, starring his brother.
Antoine de la Roche-Raymon: Heinrich was the best, and I adored him. Why Lehndorff wouldn't believe I did, I have no idea. #finalguy
